DONALD TRUMP
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― I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.
Experience
Recent
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2017 - now
Became 45th president of the United States
Back then
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2016
Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!
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2015
Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run
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2009
Changed my mind and became Republican again
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2005
Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...
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2002
Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!2001
Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party1999
Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year1997
Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City
PERSONAL LIFE
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2006
Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron
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2005
Married her
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1998
Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss
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1999
Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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1993
Married Marla and had a daughter, we named her Tiffany, because I like Tiffany & Company jewellery as well1992
Started affair with Marla Maples, so I had to divorce. God knows I love nice women, I love them all!1984
Birth of Eric Trump1982
Birth of Ivanka Trump1977
My first son is born. I called him Donald, of course!1977
Married Czech model Ivana Zelníčková
MEDIA CAREER
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2019
Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"
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2015
Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"
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2011
Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver
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- Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki
- Published a book "Trump Tower" in coauthorship with Jeffrey Robinson
- Published a book "Think Like a Champion: An Informal Education in Business and Life" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
- Published a book "Never Give Up: How I Turned My Biggest Challenges into Success" in coauthorship with Meredith McIver
- Published a book "Think Big and Kick Ass" in coauthorship with Bill Zanker
- Received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for being producer of Miss Universe pageant
EDUCATION
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2011
Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!
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1966
Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics
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1964
Started studying in Fordham University
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1959
Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission